The Week in MMA
Were you horribly ill this week? Were you stricken with H1N1, Ebola, or Mononucleosis? Were you wondering what the fuck was going down in MMA, as you drifted in and out of consciousness? Well, here’s the vaccine for your MMA ignorance… 300 cc’s STAT!
Strikeforce Signs Marius Zaromskis
Strikeforce signed human highlight reel Marius Zaromskis this week. The Dream champ is set to make his Strikeforce debut on the promotion’s Dec 19 event, adding some sorely needed depth to their welterweight roster. The exchange of talent between Dream and Strikeforce is really paying dividends for both promotions, but I wonder if the relationship will remain cordial if Overeem demands to fight Fedor in Japan?
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“Whore Machine” Announces Porn Debut
The collective IQ of the adult film industry took a devastating hit this week, as the Moron Formerly Known as Jon Koppenhaver announced his porn debut. Man, they’ll let anyone with genitals in these days. What ever happened to their standards? Sorry about the image, but I had the misfortune of seeing it, and I feel that you should suffer equally. Anyway, it’s nice to see War Machine diversifying his stupidity portfolio.
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Injuries Plague the UFC
Injuries and illness continue to wreak havoc on Joe Silva’s peace of mind… Brock Lesnar, Thiago Alves, Lyoto Machida, Anderson Silva, Todd Duffee, and Ricardo Almedia have recently had to pull out of high profile bouts. What a bunch of pussies.
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Rumored Bouts
Houston Alexander vs Kimbo Slice (TUF Finale, Dec 5th)
Cain Velasquez vs Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira (UFC 108, Jan 2nd)
Matt Lindland vs Ronaldo ‘Jacare’ Souza (Strikeforce: Evolution, Dec 19th)
Jamie Varner vs. Benson Henderson (WEC 46, Jan 10th)
Mirko ‘Cro Cop’ Filipovic vs Ben Rothwell (UFC 110, Feb 21st)
In Other News…
Dana White Gets Served… (Props to Cagepotato.com for the find)
~Rob S.
